So um yes, I bought a house. What shall I do with it?
It's in Germany and has apple trees in the garden.
So I said, "Badger Badger Badger"
And she said, "Mushroom Mushroom"
And I was all, "See! Finally! Someone who shares my cultural background!"
(And then she said, "gosh, I haven't heard that since I was in Year 7". But anyway. BADGER BADGER BADGER).